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I'd have a lot more blog traffic If I could quote myself as enticingly on Twitter as The American Prospect's Jaime Fuller quotes everyone else. Based on my sampling of one, she has a click-through rate of over 50%. Her best tweets are all quote.  A sampling from the last few days (and last few minutes):

"'We’ve come for the poem about the duck,' the cop would say, as I pumped a shell into the chamber." oxfordamerican.org/articles/2013/…
— Jaime Fuller (@j_fuller) May 21, 2013

"A man with a camera mounted on the handlebars of his bicycle lifted up the bike in order to film Weiner walking." capitalnewyork.com/article/politi…
— Jaime Fuller (@j_fuller) May 23, 2013

The IRS was involved in the end of the original frozen banana empire. articles.dailypilot.com/2007-03-17/fea…
— Jaime Fuller (@j_fuller) May 24, 2013

“The collection of Afghan National Security Forces is kind of like the bar scene from ‘Star Wars.'" nyti.ms/14Nj4Dx
— Jaime Fuller (@j_fuller) May 26, 2013

"He was said to have fled South Africa in 1970 after a run-in with the police over sausages seasoned with marijuana." economist.com/news/obituary/…
— Jaime Fuller (@j_fuller) May 27, 2013

Jaime's profile photo is well suited to this personal, no? #FF!